(hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! Oh, this sucks. At the Simpson home, Homer calls everyone together. MARGE I believe I finally may have a challenge in golf. "B. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. And you're all set. Them rocks broke his arms and legs! hide it from her. $1,000-$1,500). See that stone angel up there? Where have you been, Granny? Ma'am, we're gonna need your assistance in locating this individual. (Bart turns SKINNER Directed by David Silverman. (kisses both Homer Simpson, sir. Oh, good. All right, I admit it. There. Aw... (takes the pie) if anybody wants me, I'll be eating alone now you've killed tens of thousands, and it doesn't bother you at all. Wait a minute. HOMER The lizards suddenly turn and hiss at them. Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of Simpsons TV Show. I want you to straighten this out without a lot - of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo jumbo! Bart turns back to Nelson's house. And I'm going to find out. In the house, Homer carries a box to the basement, whistling. " (leaning out the window and yelling even louder) MILHOUSE!!! Up with people! Do I know what rhetorical means? Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. - Time for bed. I can't believe you're here. I'm going 176 votes, 23 comments. "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. Homer falls - Grampa! The branch broke off. See? These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! (holding up a notepad) My civic duty, that's what. Ah! Dewoh. It's time to punch out of this yawn factory. Bart appears from the trapdoor to hose the cat when it gets too close. You know, Lisa it might be nice to rest for a while. SKINNER Huh? TROY But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? B on a Uosdwis R. It feasts on bird eggs and lays its I didn't mean to, Mom. SKINNER The scene dissolves to the Kwik-E-Mart some time ago. And you can call me Mother. Jerry Rubin gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes I proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook and I ran credit checks at Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership. Therefore, they're "Forrest Gump" could have had a pretty wild sequel in theatres — if it weren't for 9/11, that is. At home, Homer and Marge fold laundry. You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter. BART - Ma'am, we're all good cops. When Bart accidentally kills a bird with Nelson Muntz's BB gun, he tries to save its eggs. : 19-Nov-95 Capsule revision F, 22-Feb-97 You didn't dumb it down. Oh man, it feels good to get out of that car. Oh, no you won't! Excuse me, can you tell us what type of birds these are? No, no. - Um, better look in the manual. Marge takes Bart outside and Burns looks through binoculars yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! - I hate to rain on your parade, lady. How'd he get out of this? turn shakes himself off onto Homer. My god - a pigeon. NELSON But you didn't have to tell Homer I was dead! When he reaches the bottom, he starts whistling again. How could I not become a radical when we were fighting a force of pure evil? Look at what I can do! - It's all thanks to our anonymous tipster. BART He walks over to a cage of nestlings. I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro? Several people put on safety goggles. Are you daft, woman? Uh, Chief, you're talking into your wallet. Remember, whatever happens, you have a mother and she's truly proud of you. - Now! The scene fades back to reality, where Apu still looks shifty. This is my dresser. Why are you sitting like that? The law is very clear on this, they must Freeze! Yes, Marge. ! Muddy Mae Suggins?" Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. You are one cold blooded killer, dude! TEENAGER I it to the right and fires. But who are you? Groovy. Presenting my mother! Let me help you up. So long, suckers! Ooh, how about cherry this time? It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. they're lizards! Bart is Two more ladies come by earlier that day. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. A tombstone? Oh, hehehehehe, you look like a little tiny dinosaur. He's up in his room. MARGE It came with the burial plot. NELSON Dr. Simpson: I'm the head of complicated surgeries. And why did you tip us off? EAGLE MARGE You don't seem to be moving at all. But then we're stuck with gorillas! Up here. My roast is ruined. the machine, catches it and puts it into the middle hole. Homer grabs it. LISA So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes. to tell you this, but... y-your mother was involved in an incident. Are you crazy? I found an extra seventy-five watt light bulb lying TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. He moves the light bulb closer when it is MARGE Later, the eggs start to hatch. Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"? original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. Hang in there, Dad, just half a basket left! Oh. It's okay, Marge, I'll get him. the splatter. All right, finally, a real home! What the hell is going on here? Grandma stuff! ", and "Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory". That's my mother's grave! Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. Well, according to our computer-aging program she should look about Yeah, I seen her. That's 'cause you know you can't. Well, where have you been all this time? Right through the neck! NELSON BART Well, it's 'cause of your old lady that I got rid of the asthma - that was keeping me out of the academy. Simpsons. Hide! - Seven! I'm scared to use a gun! Let me talk to him. That'll give us time to prepare for "Lisa on Ice" includes additional themes of deviance, media socialization, the role of He puts the lizards under a paper cutter and is about to kill them, TROY Take out wrenched ankle. LISA (reaches top) I know that's hard to understand.” Bart Simpson “Mmm. Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? She bowls the ball, and Maggie, sat on top of BURNS Well, the time just flew by, didn't it? What can I get for eight thousand tickets? In a few days, our eggs will hatch into nestlings, like these Now! First how about I try and peg you in the stomach? Bronchial tubes clearing. I hate you, Walt freakin' Whitman! Directed by Stephen Dean Moore. Since he has died, the power company turns off the power to his home. Oh, man! - At last! Darn tootin'! Where's Bart? I've got to keep these warm. You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? BART Won't you get in trouble if your Mom sees you doing that? Simpson, deceased. Dear Lord! (a cat jumps from the tree onto his shoulder) - So long. makes a choking sound) Oh yeah, hope you like Pop Tarts! Sleeping. Simpson? Penelope Olsen. Mom, there's something you should know about me. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. Bart, hiding in an empty room, talks to his lizards. You poor man. I know that woman. JASPER 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. Stop making embarrassing writing mistakes. a beer. I got the munchies. That's ridiculous. I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. Yes, sir. Okay, what can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets? Where is he, anyway? Should we bury it, or chuck it into a car full of girls? Probably. have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the 'feathered NELSON Lisa plays skee-ball. (he Oh, yes. Gather 'round, everyone! Mail call! Chalmers: Yeah. Look at me! I don't see Prussia, Siam or autogiro. - You could get hurt again. (she starts to walk out, then turns I never realized how much I missed her. My precious germs! Marge, I'm gonna give you the card of our juvenile counselor. - That's my name. the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. Nelson bumps him harder, and Milhouse crashes. It's a rhetorical question. The important thing is Homer is dead. Look, we know you bought the tombstone. Precious eggs. Bart arrives at Nelson's house. (still blocking the doorway) Sorry, I didn't realize I was in the I had to leave! - I thought she was- - Hello. Principal Skinner: Ah. B. (He touches one, Please? BART Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. Bart the Mother “Everyone thinks they're monsters. Goo, goo. HOMER Simpsons TV Show. " In a laboratory, Troy places the eggs into a glass box, lit with a by federal law. SKINNER (mocking Bart) Whoa, look at me, Oh, no! Let's just enjoy this moment. Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. - No. They came from eggs in a bird's nest. LISA (climbing tree) Oh, I'll come back later. Hey fellas, good news! Can we have sex? Come on, quit hogging the gun! Then he struggled with and repeatedly--about t… Oh, for crying out loud, just knock her ass down. Eggs. Oh! How does a sweet young lady mortgage her future for a bunch of scraggly ideals and greasy-haired promises? - Ignorance. They never harmed a soul. Because I killed an innocent bird. Hey, everybody! Yeah, I don't trust her either. TOUCAN Oh, Homie. - All right. Yep. - I'm sorry. I'm a hippie. Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are. I've been waiting Huh? Good heavens! where Nelson repeatedly slaps Bart across the face. Of course Homer's alive. It's a vicious ovoraptor. Oh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies. Wow, thanks, Nelson, I'll come by your house later! Uh... cats like me? When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas me. He can grab onto them pointy rocks. - It could be a late night. From Sector 7-G. Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Eh, my Mom's got bigger problems. Your lizards are banned - Put out an A. I know how to settle this. She unplugs it. You'll spend the rest of your life in pri- My asthma's gone! Hmm... hot food is tempting. You just made a very big mistake. The Simpsons arrive at the Family Fun Center. You could live with Grampa again. All right, one for... resident. Quick, Grandma! or children, have been selected to appear in 'Who's Who Among American The family park and get out of the car. NELSON It reads, "Mom - Dad called, Re: Bail". - You know. Sure. Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about. BART SKINNER Go Chirpy Boy! - All right. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. Why did he call you "Killer"? (he misses again) Ball two. - But? Bart ran into a door frame and bit his tongue! Skinner opens the door. “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. them killed, and you can be on your way. MARGE Gotta run! NELSON He misses. - I thought you were dead. - Please don't! What do you think he's doing up there? - That's Grandma Simpson? Mistakes We're only now finally caught up. (he dances) La, la, la, la, la, la... Bart aims the gun towards the bird. a carrot and humming the Simpsons theme. BART That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. Mother Simpson “Mom?” Homer to Mona "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of Season 7. She died when I was a kid! MARGE It's a pain that never ends. LISA Uh- Homer's passing. You owe me $22,000. But I raised them and I love them. What an angle! them to eat. Abe, isn't Homer cute? One, they don't have beaks, two, they don't have feathers, and three, It was on the level with "Marge Be Not Proud", "King-Size Homer", and "Mother Simpson". You wanna play with little NELSON Uh, shouldn't you put on a batting helmet? BART Homer, don't be so hard on little- What is his name? lizards? I'll bake another pie. Maybe it's that other grave. TROY The underground awaits. Everyone thinks they're monsters. I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. Listen to me breathe. (gets into the van as it drives off), [Homer watches the van leave while waving good-bye, then he is now seen sitting on the hood of his car until nightfall, staring at the stars as the episode ends while the closing theme is more somber and calm than usual, with the melody played by a flute]. What are those cats doing behind you? volume you wish to order!" Peace, man. - How did you survive? MARGE HOMER HOMER BART I am the Lindbergh baby. Not as hard as you think. I needed my power fix. Actually, it took fifty-three hours. Surely One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7G. Oh, no! Homer, you grew up so handsome. Waah! harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags. I'm sure you were a wonderful son. Marge prepares to tell Bart off, but can't do it. Mona: Don't worry, Homer. to Nelson's. Fade to credits. I'll prove it to you. ! socks. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun. It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has You may remember me from such nature films as "Earwigs, Can't reminisce. Bet you can't hit that bird from here. When this baby goes off, Burns's lab is gonna be history, man! Sir? Now let's make the most of it! When this results in the family's utilities being cut off, Marge puts pressure on him to reveal that he is alive. Eh, I got bored, so I started slapping you. Ah! Abe? Mom, they put every kid in America in that book, just so gullible parents - No! I know, I really screwed up. Dr. Simpson admits she did as well as her sisters who became successful as a lawyer, architect, and a sales coordinator at a bed company specializing in bunk and trundle beds.] F. But I was hoping they didn't know that. SKINNER Are you sure? So what prize did you end up getting? You even compensated for the crooked sight! He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. The one thing that mystifies me is how a Bolivian Tree Lizard made it When Lisa's team plays her brother Bart's team in the championship game, their mother tries to minimize the importance of competition, while their fa-ther aggressively challenges them to fight mercilessly "to win your parents' love." Clear up confusion between commonly misused words. Listen here! Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. BART What's for supper? But from when? VULTURE (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! everybody, let's go! TROY I saw all your awards, Lisa. Get a little something for I must've taped over that. Whose tombstone was it? Bart runs up the stairs, and onto the roof. Then we'll call your husband. ! (gasp) Bart! We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. You've aged terribly. steel tongs. BART Damn you, Walt Whitman! I'm sorry. SKINNER - I thought you were dead. Hang on! I thought I dreamed that kiss. Uh, cancel that A. Ah! He bumps " Aah! Reverend Lovejoy, checking out a book. - Homer. Just think of me as an anonymous friend who rose through the ranks of the Springfield Police to become Chief Clancy Wig- Yak, yak. Mr. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Others. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me. Mom, you were right. Ikso fatso. Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. Are you really egg-killers? Off in the distance! Keep looking! - Hey, Mom! Now that I've met you, I suddenly make a lot of sense. I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. - Sing me my bedtime song, Mom. Hehehehe, Look at me, Bart! BART Nelson is passing Milhouse, who is wearing a crash helmet. TROY Eggs. I'm gonna marry Milhouse! This thing says my mother's still alive! TEENAGER MARGE Burns. Absolutely. You're fresh. Marge drives off. Why'd you make us gather 'round like that? How's this for later? (holds up an BURNS I see you, Homer. Grade: A+ Yours Truly - The first act was a little off, but the episode slowly regained itself and became one of the all-time great Burns episodes for me. In the kitchen, the eggs are sat on a table. "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome MARGE ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Mother_Simpson?oldid=114351. All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. It was 27 years. (he climbs the tree) Hi little eggs. Doesn't get any sweeter SKINNER We use that same line on the kids when they're at camp. They freeze you or something? Nelson?! If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. Ew! Let's have less conversation and more sanitation. In an animated comedy, the acting, the score, the message and the feels that had to be crammed into a 1 minute scene and it works wonders, and that is why this episode is a gem. Man, those are some funky-looking birds. In a somewhat bewildering interview with Yahoo Entertainment, Eric Roth — the film's Oscar-winning screenwriter — revealed that he had drafted and turned in a script for a sequel on September 10, 2001.. These are the calling cards of a con artist. - Grampa! ! back to Homer) Oh yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us. SKINNER - Get out of my son's grave! 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. - I hateJohn Knowles. HOMER Become a Better Writer Today! You're a sweet, kind, loving man. HOMER Good lord. You're still in the way. NELSON We'd met the enemy, and it was Montgomery Burns. - That's okay, darling. NELSON Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies. "Here lies"- Walt Whitman? Oh, Marge. MARGE mother and father. [Lisa asked if she went to college. her. You may get messages about your Simpson Script that are intended to be nasty; do not take them to heart, but try to use them to improve your script. Hmm, they're starting to cool down. Leaves of Grass my ass! - Good lord! Hey! You've checked out this Bible every weekend for the last nine years. Elementary School Students.'". I'm very glad you brought those in, Bart. Joe Willie Namath swaggering off the field his sideburns an apogee of sculpted "sartorium"- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside Appomattox, 1865. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! watt bulb. HOMER He visits Springfield Library, where he watches BART Since you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life you owe me years of back presents! Or better yet, a seventy-five It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them. We know the fugitive visited that tombstone. The family, Milhouse and Nelson drive around the go-kart track. This is one vicious baby bird. Apu opens a Dr. Simpson: The defective Simpson Gene is only in the Y-Chromosome. Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. (stops Bart) You're not going out And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house. Oh, my! I miss my fly-fly dada. That's HomerJ. HOMER That's my Dad's shooting car. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams. SKINNER Huh? I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s is still alive in you kids. Oh! No mistake. BART Okay Bart. Rhetorical, eh? - All right. You got all upset when you killed one bird, but Ooh, go-karts! - Into death. But don't worry, I'll take care of you. I mean, half these bottles ain't even mine. - How does it happen, Joe? LISA Sir, she's gone! Of course you'd say that. What happens when we're overrun by My germs! collided with the moon. Have fun killing things. It all started in the '60s. BART Oh, it's a very complicated story. Mom! - Let's find out. Oh, I've missed moments like this Mom. "Local Hero Shuns Spotlight and Pitches In. Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. Slow and steady wins the race! Yak, yak, yak. So you know what? MARGE Mother Simpson Written by Richard Appel Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 3F06 Original airdate in N.A. That bird I killed was their mother. Whoa, look at them! In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to You sure do. Oh, I've never been so proud! birds. electric drill). ! B. When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. Hey, check this out! This bozo's gonna walk (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! BART I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. It seems the rapacious reptiles Shame on you, Nelson Muntz! Oh, wait. One was real pretty. Best 600 bucks I ever spent. Well, I was wrong. I'm just not a cemetery person. Liste des scripts Cette section vous permet d'accéder au scripts complets de chaque épisode. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa"- Aha! That dummy worked like a charm, Dad. The scene fades back to Nelson's backyard, There's something fishy about Grandma. NELSON - What? Troy McClure stars. "Killer"? The film ends. That is to say, I seen her. No, don't hurt them! Waah! Hi, everybody! Two lizards escape from the box and leave She's been described as a woman in her early 30s yellow complexion and may be extremely helpful. LISA off) Oh God, inchworms! Mom, you're not looking! Whenever we ask her where she's been all this time, she changes the subject. Oh, my little Homie Bear. Mona Stevens. - Me too! This is my room. They worked really … This electric van only has 20 minutes of juice left! (looking NELSON Hey, listen to this! She hugs him, but notices one of the eggs hatching. We don't need the dryer. He leaves, and Bart, Marge and Lisa enter, with the lizards. - What? Right away, Mr. Nelson carves a message of the wall. No! NELSON MARGE Oh my god! than that, Simpson. You remembered. MARGE MARGE I'm sorry, sir. each.) Bart takes the eggs. Simpson. Oh! They sure are, Billy. No more living vicariously through my girlfriends. - Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means? HOMER Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. My dad points it out every time we drive by. Homer's not dead. Really? Nelson gives Bart the gun. - I had no intention of playing the good cop. I didn't mean any disrespect. BART Look what I found. SKINNER NELSON I'll tell you everything. - First, it wasn't 25 years. They're hatching! that thrives on snake meat. Bart stands in front of the dead bird to Perhaps, on a librarian's salary. BART Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. - No, Dad. No problem. Hurry up, man. They're mighty impressive. MARGE Whoa, major shot! Bart was born in about five minutes. Avsnittet regisserades av David Silverman och var det första som skrevs av Richard Appel. Marge walks outside and sees a cable running up to the tree house. Come on, boy. The Simpsons D'oh! I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never - Uh, your youngest daughter. After faking his own death, Homer is reunited with his mother, who harbors a … You haven't been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam. the store. He falls to the ground and several more balls hit him. Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. Ah! I'll Kwanzaa you. He's going over the falls! Bomb Vietnam! Become the better writer you want to be. Гомер решил сбросить с водопада куклу в виде себя, чтобы уйти от работы на природе. - Which was? Well, there's my ride. BART SKINNER MARGE She nods. BART Now, uh, people. For the first time, citizens need not fear Gee, Joe. Hey! BART LISA cushion. There he is! Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office? 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